btech

Fake version of the word 'btec'. Used by english speakers who aren't from the UK or don't understand the context of the word. BTEC refers to a second-rate level of academia in the UK that is sub-par compared with GCSE's and is typically undertaken by the mentally challenged.

"Pepsi is just a btech Coca-Cola" should be "Pepsi is just a btec Coca-Cola"

by StGeorgeL'Anglais January 25, 2021

Btech

Btech is like a copy cat version

She's a Btech version of that girl there.

by Arifah October 18, 2017

Btech

A substitute for toilet paper.

As in: "we seem to have run out of toilet paper" ; "it's OK, use that Btech certificate"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

Btech Boy

1. Someone too thick or lazy to study for A levels
2. The family thicko

1. "poor Algernon such a btech boy, if only he'd studied he wouldn't be w
orking as a burger flipper in Macdonalds"
2. "Jonty's hoping to get the position of village idiot"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018