Fake version of the word 'btec'. Used by english speakers who aren't from the UK or don't understand the context of the word. BTEC refers to a second-rate level of academia in the UK that is sub-par compared with GCSE's and is typically undertaken by the mentally challenged.
"Pepsi is just a btech Coca-Cola" should be "Pepsi is just a btec Coca-Cola"
1. Someone too thick or lazy to study for A levels
2. The family thicko
1. "poor Algernon such a btech boy, if only he'd studied he wouldn't be w
orking as a burger flipper in Macdonalds"
2. "Jonty's hoping to get the position of village idiot"
Bechloe is the ship name between fictional characters Beca Mitchell and Chloe Beale from the popular movie franchise Pitch Perfect. In the first movie, Chloe pursues Beca (i.e. barges into her shower, pulls her into an almost kiss, etc.), in the second movie, Chloe once again tops by asking her to "experiment," and in the third one, Universal Studios turns into a big wad of homophobia and decides to throw in the douche-iest guy ever, only for the purpose of pursuing Chloe. FUCK YOU UNIVERSAL.
A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention
Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend
A ship name for the characters Beca Mitchell and Chloe Beale from the Pitch Perfect franchise. Bechloe is one of the key LGBTQ+ ships of this generation. (Bechloe is also arguably the greatest ship of all time).
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*