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Bs Meter 

The amount of bull shit you can handle over the internet before you say we are lieing; the result of this is usually, but not always, mass flaming. The bs meter is usually filled up pretty quickly in chat rooms and social networking sites.
Garnett: Conrad Hilton goes to my highschool. lololol
David: My bs meter just filled up a bit
Monopoly: I made a 2330 on my SAT
David: Guys, srsly stop.
Allan: My uncle works at Jagex
David: FUCK ALL OF YOU. DAMN LIARS.
Bs Meter by Cpt Sackboy May 7, 2010
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bs-o-meter 

method of measuring the validity of a statement.
Used to show doubt in the verity of a statement.
When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.
bs-o-meter by sususdio June 13, 2005
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