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The best person in the world and brilliant at simping if the right girl comes to him
Hey bryron you wannabe my frien
bryron by Bakakabab November 29, 2020
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Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022
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The in-between part of bone and meat.
Ew, that Bryony part is weird, don’t eat that!
Bryony by TacticalSalad November 21, 2018
A girl with a cockny accent , she is a bully and hurts people with her words but like any bully she is hurting deep down and just needs compassion
I wish Bryony would stop bullying me
Bryony by Namer5 February 24, 2019

Joe Byron 

The President of the United States, according to a man from Coney Island that often appears on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc)
Who's the President? JOE BYRON!
Joe Byron by ItsLittyInDaCity December 1, 2021
Bayron is an awesome person who’ll always be there for you no matter what. They’ll do everything just to see you happy and smiling. They’re kindhearted, sweet, romantic, hilarious, charismatic, chill aura, sarcastic somewhat stupid and smart. They’re athletic but lazy too, you’ll see them playing sports but taking a lot of naps too. They’re just really good friends and awesome lovers. If you know a Bayron, just know you’re lucky to have met someone as amazing as them.
Girl: I think Bayron is so cool and awesome

Other girl: he’s such a square

Girl: are you kidding? He’s perfect! I think im gonna ask him out

Other girl: *instant regret*
Bayron by turtlegirl19 July 18, 2018

Dirty Bryson 

The act of attempting to explain real estate to your partner while having sexual relations just to realize there's no one there.
My dude bragging about his night out but all he did was a dirty Bryson.
Dirty Bryson by CashFlow01 July 17, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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