bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada
Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
The past tense of a Bruh moment usually used to describe something in the past that was indeed for them a bruh moment but for us now would be a 'bruh then'
The type of thing you say when something is true, yet annoying or just bad. This phrase in particular can be traced back to the age of the vikings (800-1000) and some ancient documents found in the famous cave Snällajagberdigvarrolig. They used to pray in this cave, and a phrase they used to reach out to god was “bruuuh true tho”. It has been said that they brought this phrase as a part of their culture to Funnyanymoreland, which is a top secret country on an Island in the pacific sea. Many have compared Funnyanymoreland to Wakanda, since Wakanda remained secret.
Not gonna lie but your deadlift is trash! I can take the weight of a pickup x class more than you!
-bruh true tho
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.