brownbrian

the act of me leaving a dump somewhere in a personal area suprising a person.

opening a jar of peanut butter only to find a turd is a brownbrian.

brownbrian by rerehab January 20, 2010

Brown Brian 

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"

Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!

Brown Brian by Andj87 August 10, 2010

Degenerate Brownian Motion 

degenerate brownian motion, a racist term for people with brown skin from south and south-east asia, used by white Australians.

Instead of calling them brown directly, hide behind a scientific term brownian motion, so that when accused of racism, scientifically gaslight and hide behind the term. In the name of science.

Athor: Look its Akhmed our boy originally from Paki

Akhmed Sulisto: Im Indonesian not Paki.

Athor: Whatever fucking degenerate brownian motion, fucking cunt

Akhmed Sulisto: Did you call me a degenerate brown guy?

Athor: Did I call you a fucking low IQ brown guy? No of course not.
Athor: I was referring to brownian motion, a scientific chemistry term.

Akhmed Sulisto: Cool, totally my bad sorry, was just being too sensitive. Don't mind me.

Athor: dbm ! dbm ! dbm !

Degenerate Brownian Motion by Rangaaabearddd February 4, 2023

Brownian Motion 

The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.

Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."

Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."

Brownian Motion by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009

Bi_brownbean 

A tik toker, who doesn't post much, but they are still the best. they are kind, pretty, and very smart. They deserve the world.

"have you heard of the tik toker Bi_brownbean"
"yes, they are very sweet"

Bi_brownbean by pan_greenbean June 7, 2021

BrownBridge 

When two assholes are touching and shit comes out and connects to form a solid bridge between the two now connected cinnamon rings

Our assholes were touching and damned if we didn’t form a brownbridge!!

BrownBridge by Tastylovincheesecake December 31, 2019

brownsian 

(adjective) An inexplicable and humiliating loss that suddenly materializes when victory seemed assured, typically in front of a national audience.

"Did you see that brownsian loss the 1st seed suffered against the 16th seed on ESPN?"

brownsian by Pippinatrix March 17, 2023