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brown worm 

One time I took a girl home from a bar and had anal sex with her.When I finished I had to take a piss but when I tried to push the pee out a long string of shit came out first.To me it resembled a brown worm.It must have been that her ass was full of shit and had packed my dick full of it.
I fucked my girls ass so hard last night I ended up with a brown worm!
brown worm by BurnMaster July 20, 2009
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Pissing the brown worm

The assumed after-effect of anal sex. An insinuation that one's urethra will fill with feces durning anal sex, much like a chocolate shake drank through a straw and later expelled; appearing to be a "brown worm".
"She's on the vagina bleed this week. Looks like I'll be pissing the brown worm for a while."

peeing brown worms 

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.
I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.
peeing brown worms by PopeMichael November 23, 2009

Brown Wormhole 

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.
Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

Brownworm 

A particularly strewn-out bowel movement in which the end result can resemble a long wriggling worm. It can also form what appears to be a "Mr whippy" in the bowl.
Sanjeet: "Mate check out this brownworm, definitely going on Ratemypoo"

Dave: "You're sick"

Brownwormofpassion 

When ur done fucking a tubslut up the ass and you squeeze the poo out of your urethra leaving a brown worm like object on her back
I went deep in that bitches ass the brownwormofpassion I left behind looked like a tangled hose

brownworker 

A person with an inflated sense of self importance who blindly follows societal trends often making them act with an inflated sense of self importance while being oblivious to how foolish they really are.
"Your ethoculturalcentrism is an affront to the very facets of what must be done to engage the..." began the tirade of the Jim who had become quite the brownworker over recent weeks.
brownworker by nroslm May 13, 2016