brown treats

the act of shitting in your partner's mouth

Danielle likes sucking dick, but she prefers Shane's brown treats.

by railmanMO July 14, 2006

Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

Brown Treasure

Poop.

My brown treasure's on it's way. Bringin' peace and relief to me today hey.

by Wolfy von Otterslap December 1, 2009

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019