brown snail 

Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

brown snail by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

brown snail tracks 

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.

damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!

brown snail tracks by penelopy December 14, 2007

Brown Sailor 

Semen that is released into the booty hole.

Devon: "Daqaun, did you just brown sailor my ass, bro?"

Stacy as she looks at her ass in the mirror after anal sex: "Look at all them brown sailors coming to shore!"

Brown Sailor by Southern Nigerian Princess December 15, 2018

brown sailor 

someone who enjoys performing anal sex

brown sailor by vaseline April 23, 2003

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

Sailing the sea of brown by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011