Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.
Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.
Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.
Man 2: Ok.
Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.
Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.
Man 2: Ok.
by angustus March 17, 2008
Ship is sailing the oceans.
A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.
One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.
Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"
A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.
One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.
Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"
by GloriaB September 23, 2006
Used to refer to coworkers' apparel choices. Most commonly refers to coworkers who wear the same outfit multiple times in a week.
History of the word derives from a particular individual who wore brown pants to the office more than once. Even up to three times per week.
History of the word derives from a particular individual who wore brown pants to the office more than once. Even up to three times per week.
by Sid the Sloth December 15, 2005
That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
by schmowo November 19, 2009
The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.
by Rod Brock May 15, 2006
It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.
by wizardingworldpants March 09, 2022
A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.
"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"
"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"
"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"
by SlavosaurusBlyat December 06, 2016