brown knight

When pleasing your partner anally and you look down to see the Knights covered in gravy

Paul was enjoying himself when all of a sudden the brown knight emerged from the gaping hole

by Creepy wee man March 04, 2016

Brown Knight

1) A brown man who stands up for a women's right to be an absolute equal, but then steps up like a white knight to rescue her any time that equality becomes a burden.

2) A brown man who promotes gender equality but practices special privilege for women.

Brown guy: I know what she says make absolutely no sense at all and is one of the lamest argument I've ever listened to but I will still defend her because she is a woman. And because that's the only way I could think of seducing women.

Another person: Dude, you're such a brown knight.

by maleequalist July 01, 2017