Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.
Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
A very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the Bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
John: "Excuse me, but do you have a pen I can borrow. My dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form."
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"
It is the ultimatum version of broski and shows the abosolute maximum of broship. There is nothing more powerful than the broness shown in broskilopolotanium.
The power of the broskilopolotanium proved far to superior for even the means of the Wolverine to withstand.