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brormand 

Brormand, Means "Bro", "Buddy", "Friend" etc. It's an extension of the word "Bror", which means "Brother" in many the scandinavian countries, mostly used in Denmark.
A) How are you doing brormand?
B) I'm fine brormand!
brormand by Vale0152 April 4, 2016

Brommando 

A Brommando is a tactical unit of Bros or an individual Bro that helps other Bros out when they're in a situation that is turning into a total Brotastrophy.

Brommandoes are simply dedicated Bros that is always there for you when it gets complicated.
"Yo dude, only the Brommando can fix this party"

"The Brommando saved the party from turning into a bropocalypse"

"The Brommando must've entered the TESTOSTERZONE or something because he made everyone so PSYCHED!"
Brommando by Bromang April 15, 2010

BroManDude

A total brody that gets really wasted and proclaims everyone in the room his "bro". Usually a frat member, a bromandude is composed of 50% man, 50% dude, and 100% bro.
BroManDude: "You guys are all my bros.*pointing to each person* Bro. Bro. Bro."

Terry: "Did you see that BroManDude?"
Dave: "Yeah. He was a complete douche."
BroManDude by Dave-Z February 18, 2010

Bromandango 

one of the lesser known variations of the "bro_____" phrases. A noun used to describe a fellow bro. The origin of this word is from an highly intoxicated bro. Use of this word may be followed with the extension of the thumb and the pinky finger in a shaking motion.
-"yo man, theres a rager at some bro's house, you down to get smashed?!"
-"nah man, i gotta study for a calc test."
-"really? your so not a true Bromandango."

-"dude, like Gerard Butler...total Bromandango."
Bromandango by john971 June 1, 2011

Bromander in Chief 

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.
" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando
bromando by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010