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Bromandments

No simp Sept, no octopussy oct, no nut November, no dick December, no Janet Jan, no f*uk Feb, no munchkin March, no April Showers, no mushey may, no jack June, no jerk July, no ugly Aug
The bro calendar born 23 Sept 2022. Bro OJ of the 12th degree.

“Adhere to the Bromandments bro for all that is good”
by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022
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The Ten Bromandments

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!
by Kale 23 September 19, 2009
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