#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel

#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot

Toot broot by Mekazael March 4, 2024

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Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016

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Boot Sex

Boot sex, is a form of masturbation, or self gratification using typically a womans knee-high fashion boot for most fetishists. Or put simply, having sex with a womans boot or boots. And also, making love to a womans boot, or boots. In the absence of a female for intercourse/sex most boot fetishists will have sex with a womans boot or boots . Vinyl boots work best for this. As they do not absorb any moisture as leather boots (unless the leather is sealed properly) do sometimes and may stain. Also, boots with full length zippers work best. As they open the uppers of the boots up wider and guards against ejaculation onto bedding and such.

To girl friend on the phone on a trip; 'you mind if I use those brown boots of yours Hon? Kind of in a knot down there, if you know what I mean. So I'm going to have to resort to some boot sex to relief this'
A self thought of a heterosexual fetishist; 'struck out again tonight! And I'm not going without something tonight. Going to have to get it on with some boot sex with those boots I bought at Good Will'

Boot Sex by Vinylist November 24, 2014

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Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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