To strike one's broom on an adjacent neighbour's wall or ceiling or floor to tell them to shut the fuck up.
The neighbours were fucking so loud I took the broomstick and banged it on the ceiling and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" I gave them a good broomsticking.
I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
by Rheo May 23, 2011
by dudepro120 June 19, 2019
A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.
Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"
Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"
by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010
A Broomstick is an Oppressor Mk2 and is the primary weapon of a Broomstick Boy.
It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.
It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.
The Broomstick is annoying and anyone who uses it is a prick.
Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.
Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.
by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021
v. Lie your female partner on her back, grab your nutsack and put it in her vagina while grabbing your penis with both hands, one over the other (in the fashion of flying on a broomstick)
My girl was on her back, so i gave her the old broomstick.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.
by philip martell May 22, 2007
by Quirrell November 30, 2010
The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.
"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"
You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."
You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."
You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
by Rick Ballard November 13, 2011