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Broomsticking

The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.
"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"

You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."

You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
Broomsticking by Rick Ballard November 13, 2011
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broomsticking

To strike one's broom on an adjacent neighbour's wall or ceiling or floor to tell them to shut the fuck up.
The neighbours were fucking so loud I took the broomstick and banged it on the ceiling and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" I gave them a good broomsticking.

I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
broomsticking by Rheo August 7, 2011

Broomsticking

The practice of making a dedicated, hardworking coworkers job needlessly more stressful than it has to be. Derived from the sadistic and cowardly practice of poking a broomstick or similar object deliberately through a fence to taunt a person or animal who is in no position to fight back.
Tom: Hey Bill, I just gave Charlie a good broomsticking!
Bill: What did you do"
Tom: I was busy and Charlie looked bored so I told him his project assignment deadline was Wednesday but it really is Friday.

Bill: Man thats bullshit!

Broomsticking

When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.
Hey man, did you fuck Kelsey last night? Yeah man but I was totally “broomsticking”
Broomsticking by Gansy December 5, 2019

Broom-sticking 

The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.
Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.

Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.

Boomsticking 

Boomsticking is bashing someone with your shoulder
Boomsticking is bashing someone with your shoulder.
Boomsticking by Moptopgummy May 9, 2023

broomsticken 

Either a mop or broomstick stuck up your ass, like Tyler in 13 Reasons Why.
Bro i heard Tyler and Jake were broomsticken after school.
broomsticken by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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