Boomsticking
Boomsticking by Moptopgummy May 9, 2023
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Broomsticking
The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.
"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"
You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."
You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."
You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
Broomsticking by Rick Ballard November 13, 2011
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broomsticking
To strike one's broom on an adjacent neighbour's wall or ceiling or floor to tell them to shut the fuck up.
The neighbours were fucking so loud I took the broomstick and banged it on the ceiling and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" I gave them a good broomsticking.
I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
broomsticking by Rheo August 7, 2011
Broomsticking
The practice of making a dedicated, hardworking coworkers job needlessly more stressful than it has to be. Derived from the sadistic and cowardly practice of poking a broomstick or similar object deliberately through a fence to taunt a person or animal who is in no position to fight back.
Tom: Hey Bill, I just gave Charlie a good broomsticking!
Bill: What did you do"
Tom: I was busy and Charlie looked bored so I told him his project assignment deadline was Wednesday but it really is Friday.
Bill: Man thats bullshit!
Bill: What did you do"
Tom: I was busy and Charlie looked bored so I told him his project assignment deadline was Wednesday but it really is Friday.
Bill: Man thats bullshit!
Broomsticking by Schticktothefacts July 19, 2011
Broomsticking
When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.
Broomsticking by Gansy December 5, 2019
Doomsticking
Doomsticking - A sport a bit like fencing where the fighters have a large wooden stick surrounded in prickly flowers, such as nettles, which they must scrape across the floor until attack. there can be up to 4 players on this game
Doomsticking by Josh868 February 23, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.