broomfondle 

A lovely word that rolls off the tongue particularly when semi-pissed, fairly pointless but very useable.
One of the blokes out of Hitch hikers guide

person1: What are your views on third world poverty?
person2: broomfondle

broomfondle by Jujoo September 7, 2005

broomhandle 

To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.

Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.

After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.

broomhandle by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009

broomhandle 

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.

Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.

broomhandle by the Beehandler December 4, 2010

broomhandle 

A sexual position involving a penis and a vagina, and his left hand index finger moving in a back and forth motion in another girl's vagina.

I'm going to broomhandle the shit out of those two Fly Honeys.

broomhandle by Ethan, Jared and Miles April 28, 2005