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broomcock 

when you grasp a broom as if it were your cock!
Romo
, you'll never get anything done with that broomcock!!!
broomcock by Fartacular! November 21, 2011
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Trump BooCocky 

Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)
Can humanity avoid a “Trump BooCocky”?
Trump BooCocky by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019
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Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.
Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

boococky party 

When a group of guys all cum on a girls face.
Jenny was invited to the boococky party, and showed up and didnt know that she was going to get a facial.
boococky party by Meek A Leak October 23, 2008

Broomdock 

One who is a proud supporter of living the Burb Lyfe (aka life in the suburbs).
I heard that kid's nickname is Broomdock.
Broomdock by The Broomdock Saints November 3, 2010

boobcock 

When a person has long nipple that can almost represent a penis.
Barbara was beautiful, but when I realized she had a pair of boobcocks under her shirt, I cringed.
boobcock by j rad March 15, 2004

boocockie 

having 100 sum men ejackulating on one woman.
A woman was in an orgy and she came out having a boocockie done to her.
boocockie by dayna daniel March 25, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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