bromission 

When you (male) ask your guy friend for permission to hook up with, bang, or date your friend's ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, girlfriend, wife, or pretty much any girl your friend has been with.

"Damn, Joe's ex-wife is all up on my junk."

"Dude, you'd better call Joe and get bromission before you hit that."

bromission by Camp Custy March 17, 2009

bromission 

A conjunction of 'bro' and 'mission,' usually in reference to a mission of bros (e.g., a road trip).

Subtext is similar to the portmanteau 'bromance.'

"Hey Hermano, let's go on a bromission to Redmond."

"Roger that. I'll pick you up in 5, Hermano out."

bromission by phooji May 18, 2010

bromission 

permission given to a guy by another who is considered a "bro" to date or pursue a girl that the "bro" already likes!

A girl you like likes your friend. He thinks she is cute so you give him the bromission to pursue her realizing she isnt interested in you.

bromission by Kinser Crissman April 23, 2013

bromansion 

a house of bros who have bromances with each other

Let's head back to the bromansion so that we can bro out.

bromansion by giant dork March 14, 2010

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

Brofessional by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

Brofessional by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009