The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.
First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.
- A Bro job.
First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.
by Thorm February 4, 2010
Alteration of profess, to make a false or overly-enthusiastic declaration of one's affection for/to another person as if they were one's bro, usually a result of a drunken situation.
Brandon: Dude, I totally can't believe you brofessed to Sam last night.
Dave: Yeah I know, I've only talked to the guy once or twice before.
Dave: Yeah I know, I've only talked to the guy once or twice before.
by WhoseLittleBoyIsThis January 30, 2016
a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.
We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.
by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008
Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
by datdude111 August 12, 2011
one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.
by Old Man Jasper November 1, 2011
Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)
by BurntEternalGenius December 19, 2011