"Hey dude why dude why'd you bring your little brother to the party?"
"He's my broetje, I'm trining him to be a bro like me"
"He's my broetje, I'm trining him to be a bro like me"
by JCOose November 28, 2016
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1. A broette, when u say wanna be my wingman and her first answer is hell yeah, not yes with a sigh, but hell yeah as if it was a personal challenge for her to get u laid.
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."
by Olli777 March 22, 2013
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by Whats up world April 6, 2010
Get the Broette mug.A female who has completely changed the way you see certain girls who are your friends. Someone you can consider having a great bond but not actually being a male, therefore adding the "ette" at the end, to still respect the fact that she is a female after-all. This does mean that you have zero feelings of wanting her to be your girlfriend because you see her as an extremely close friend and that is all.
Example 1) Gabbi you're my number one broette you've always been there for me from the start. I <3 my broette Gabbers!
Example 2) If you have a female who is your best friend and you being a male, sooner or later you'll consider her your broette.
Example 2) If you have a female who is your best friend and you being a male, sooner or later you'll consider her your broette.
by Malfunctionz September 16, 2010
Get the Broette mug.The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.
criteria to identify a broette:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible
+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
criteria to identify a broette:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible
+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
by carrot-flowers August 28, 2005
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