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Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
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Brotocol 

The rules and regulations dealing with bro interactions, following Man Law.
"Drew went on a date with my ex-girlfriend last night. What a breach of brotocol."
Brotocol by Brown Magick March 2, 2010
Tall black or white socks. Usually worn by bros, or just badasses.
Brendan: matt, what are you doing at the gym without brosocks?
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
brosocks by timeforbuisness June 19, 2011

Broducer 

producer 1: broducer?
Producer 2: ma niggaa
Broducer by Gk Mane October 14, 2019

Brodogulous

A young handsome humble black mans word.
Thats crazy that n*gga got killed by brodogulous down there

Whats good brodogulous how you been?

Chill brodogulous.

Really brodogulous?

Brodogulous floss rn
Brodogulous by Salim Hadi Salim January 4, 2021

brodolf hitler 

A bro who won't hang out with anyone but his own kind.
That broseidon is obviously a brodolf hitler, they're all dressed the same.
brodolf hitler by whoos4h April 30, 2010