Brodeur 

A mythical creature from the land of mayhem. Brodeurs typically live in places with ferns and snack on muffins. The females are exceptionally good cooks while the males are exceptionally strong and intimidating. There is also an abundance of Brodeurs living in Massachussetts.

Damn, those Brodeur women really can cook!

Guy 1: Hey what happened to little Timmay?

Guy 2: HE STOLE FROM A BRODEUR AND LOST HIS ARMS AND LEGS!

Brodeur: NEVER STEAL FROM A BRODA!

Brodeur by nomorelegs August 9, 2009

Brodeur 

To cheat on your wife with her sister.

You never want to marry a Brodeur!
When I found out my husband pulled a Brodeur, he then became my ex.

Brodeur by ItalianHunk21 June 29, 2011

brodeur 

he or she is the fucking man

he is hot and sensitive and while fuck the shit out of you

Girl 1: do u see brodeur over there?
Girl 2: yea he is so hot
Girl 1: i just want him to fuck this shit out of me
Girl 2: well he wants me
Brodeur: ladies, stop fighting, ill fuck both of you at the same time

brodeur by wang hung too low October 18, 2008

Martin Brodeur 

When one decides to sleep with his sister in law, later to divorce his wife to marry what at one time was his sister in law and make his ex wife his current sister in law

Priest: "And Jim do you vow not to go behind Marcy's back and be a Martin Brodeur"
Jim: "I Do"

Martin Brodeur by Deviled Eggs September 24, 2011

martin brodeur 

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

martin brodeur by Dewey June 15, 2004

martin brodeur 

One of the most overrated NHL goaltenders of all time. Though he has great reflexes and makes some outstanding saves, he is the worst NHL goalie fundementally. He has the worst Butterfly in the NHL. In the 05-06 season, fans got to see his real side, without an unbelievable defense in front of him he was just an average goalie.

Martin Brodeur needs to go back to the basics.

martin brodeur by Goalieman296 August 15, 2006

martin brodeur 

The Best Goalie in the NHL. In the near future will break all the records ever set. Marty doesnt have to rely on the butterfly technique he is the most creative and skilled goalie the world has seen yet. He makes amazing saves using his instincts and his guts not a textbook technique. Every year he leads the new jersey devils to the playoffs and new jersey always destroys the rest of the teams in the Atlantic Division. Martin Brodeur is a true Canadian and makes this country proud.

Rangers and Islanders cant even compete with the New Jersey Devils when Martin Brodeur is in net

martin brodeur by HockeyCanada December 9, 2008