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brockdorff

A mystical and sexual creature looking for different positions to try out with other soul-mates.
Typically obsessed with '69' and likes to tease other persons of the opposite sex.
When I grow up I want to become a brockdorff.
by redbagy16 May 29, 2016
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Brockoff

Telling some one to F-off in a polite and proper manner, or when someone has been slacking off and not holding there own when working with others
Guy:What the hell has he been doing this whole time?
Girl:I don't know probably Brockoff'n the paper work again.
by KoolKidzSayWhat August 13, 2014
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Brockhoff’d

The act of having your business documentation meticulously dissected, analysed, and rewritten — often with ruthless attention to the most subtle of issues. This includes, but is not limited to, sentence structure, bullet point punctuation, Oxford commas, and whether “governance” deserves a capital letter in the second paragraph.

Often leaves the original author questioning whether they’ve ever actually learned English.
I submitted the client proposal yesterday and got totally Brockhoff’d — he sent back a tracked changes version that looked like it had been through a literary blender.
by Canberra_boy_147 June 4, 2025
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