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Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.
TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.
Britiot by dilbrent October 20, 2011
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Britidipa,a girl name means FLOWER OF HEAVEN. She is just pure innocent- to strangers! She's smart, and a natural dancer. Her big brown eyes and her broad smile make you fall in love with her.
She is beautiful by nature, behaviour and her sense of humour is really awesome.
Once you know her, you will know how sweet & nice she is.
I am in love with a girl named Britidipa
Britidipa by Baby Hubby November 24, 2021

bigidiot 

The combination of the words: Big and idiot. Pronounced as spelled in a quick tone.
You're a bigidiot; quit being such a bigidiot
bigidiot by JARG August 12, 2005
Why does he have such a strange accent?

Oh, he's a britiot
It's a girl name means Flower of heaven.
She is too innocent, once you came to know about her then you will understand how nice she is.
She is Awesome by nature, behaviour and beautiful too.
I am in love with a girl named Britidipa
Britidipa by Baby Hubby November 24, 2021

britility 

to kill with a savage act.
he or she cuts off his head. and grown it up in a meat ginder
britility by bell john December 10, 2003
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