bride slide 

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.

Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!

bride slide by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Side Bride

A girlfriend whom a married man has a soulmate and true confidant and has primal connectness with.
The difference of that and a mistress is she is the only one/not interchanable and he wishes he was married to but circumstances make it impossible.

A true tragic modern day love affair that can last forever as it’s draw is so intense and magnetic.

He spent the afternoon with his side bride and saw yet another piece of her her longed to know.

Side Bride by Movie Girl June 12, 2018

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

Side Bride by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

bridesided 

A term used to describe the phenomenon in which an ordinary woman, innocently enjoying her life, is left stunned and utterly dumbfounded when asked to be a bridesmaid by a casual acquaintance - someone she knows vaguely through work or school but rarely makes time for outside of these circumstances and if she is forced to interact outside of these settings with said acquaintance, she ensures that she brings an actual friend along, to mitigate any awkwardness.
Victims of bridesiding often engage in self-blame, asking themselves “what did I do to lead her on like this…could I have been too friendly…perhaps too eager when greeting her casually?” But one is always powerless against bridesiding.

e.g. “So get this, Sarah is getting married and asked me to be her bridesmaid – me! We text like once every three months and always make half-assed plans to get coffee that never pan out. I was totally bridesided!”

bridesided by liddy bae May 4, 2016