A dark-haired chick who loves to toss down da malted beverages.
I appreciate da flattering attention and warm-hearted companionship of any nice lady, and thus I never am judgemental of their faults or quirks. So if an ebony-haired cutie is pleasant-mannered and sociable to me, I really don't care if she's a brewnette or not; I only ask dat she doesn't drink during da time dat I'm actually spending time wif her.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.