A dark-haired chick who loves to toss down da malted beverages.
I appreciate da flattering attention and warm-hearted companionship of any nice lady, and thus I never am judgemental of their faults or quirks. So if an ebony-haired cutie is pleasant-mannered and sociable to me, I really don't care if she's a brewnette or not; I only ask dat she doesn't drink during da time dat I'm actually spending time wif her.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).