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A dark-haired chick who loves to toss down da malted beverages.
I appreciate da flattering attention and warm-hearted companionship of any nice lady, and thus I never am judgemental of their faults or quirks. So if an ebony-haired cutie is pleasant-mannered and sociable to me, I really don't care if she's a brewnette or not; I only ask dat she doesn't drink during da time dat I'm actually spending time wif her.
brewnette by QuacksO June 4, 2021
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Burning brunette 

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.

blue eyed brunette 

the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.
-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!
blue eyed brunette by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008

Kick a Brunette day 

Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.
Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette

brunette beauty 

There are a lot of blondes who would look less pretty with brown hair. A brunette beauty is a girl who has brown hair but looks just as pretty as any blonde does.
Blonde: How would I look with brown hair?
Brunette: Bad.
Blonde: Why?!
Brunette: You don't have brunette beauty.
brunette beauty by _Milena January 3, 2007

Brunette blue eyes 

Someone who has brown hair and blue eyes. Most guys think this is the best eye color to go with brown hair. Girls with brown hair and blue eyes are normally outstandingly beautiful and have great personalities.
Hey did you see that girl? She's such a brunette blue eyes.. So beautiful
Brunette blue eyes by Dat_turtle April 22, 2014

Bennetted 

Getting "Bennetted", is the act of getting ridicuosly drunk.
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I'm going to get Bennetted tonight!
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Wow, she's Bennetted!
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Man i was soo Bennetted last night!
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Bennetted by robkd14 February 8, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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