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breakfie 

breakfie is breakfast usualy acompaning a severe hangover
Yo dawg go score me some breakfie from that bodega across the street,i want a b&g the big one.
breakfie by caleb winner June 11, 2007
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A selfie taken solely with the intention to brag and to cause a ripple of inferiority in the viewer. Usually to convey satisfaction with a physique achieved after immense starvation or permanent fitness training.
Brelfie of the day after deadlifting 250lbs :')! FYI that's equivalent to 2 of you fat losers, lol! #nothingtastesasgoodasskinnyfeels #botd #thinspo #strongisthenewskinny #hot #fine #ass #brelfie #selfie #fitstagram
brelfie by puppy-cat January 9, 2014

Breakfield 

One who has an utmost belief in their complete and total superiority to all those around them, despite the glaring evidence to the contrary. Completely incompetant at the many activities at which he feigns proficiency.
Look at that guy who thinks that he's the cat's meow; he is such a Breakfield
Breakfield by triumphant elevator December 23, 2008
Let’s take a brelfie with our mimosas
Brelfie by Urtalking2awall November 8, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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