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brunching

the act of eating lunch and breakfast at the same time and it's deliciousssssss. Best when served with mimosas, bloodies, and a round of laughter with friends.
Let's go brunching Sunday I'm going to be soooo hungover!!!
by dimvaloo May 25, 2016
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brunching

When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.

Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.
"Pardon me while I go to brunch with your mom... and I don't mean at a restaurant."
by Zenhachirou May 13, 2005
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Brunching Day

A day of celebration that falls on the Sunday after the first day of spring every March. It originated as a non religious, non commercial holiday that celebrates the change of season with the century old tradition of brunch.

Gift giving is customary on Brunching Day to add the the joyous undertone of the tradition, and as an act of defiance to the stagnant commercially propelled gift giving of western culture's "holiday season"

The first recorded Brunching Day occurred in Kansas City, Missouri on March 23, 2014.
by BrunchingDay April 20, 2014
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basic bitch brunching

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.
Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!
by saw2015 March 29, 2016
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Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013
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Aggressive Brunching

Brunch like you dgaf. You deserve it. Get the most out of your brunch.
by Lea0246 September 3, 2016
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grady brunching

its where u cover ur whole body in stilton, then let 50 men screw the cheese all over ur body, so there's a double cheese layer
that stilton looks good Dan, lets cover your body and go out to a football match to let 50 men screw it to double it up aka grady brunching
by Davsroom August 26, 2008
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