breakfastmaker

When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.

I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.

breakfastmaker by Steve Crayston June 18, 2006

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breakfast maker

A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast

John was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary

breakfast maker by Ryan A May 6, 2006

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breakfast maker • breakfastflaker

breakfastflaker

someone who’s really fragile emotionally and will break down at the slightest criticism or inconvenience. after doing so, all their trauma comes out and they dump it on you.

what a breakfastflaker!

breakfastflaker by plutoes August 25, 2022

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Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.

My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works

Breakfast Maker by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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