breakfastjack

the act of masturbating as soon as one wakes up. often around breakfast time.

bill: yo what'd u do this morning?

scott: had a breakfastjack then went to work

by crack hagerman December 26, 2010

Breakfast Jack

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

by Basil Hill February 15, 2009

breakfastmaker

When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.

I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.

by Steve Crayston June 18, 2006

Breakfast Jack

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

by d kizzle February 25, 2009