breakfast sex 

Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.

Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.

She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.

breakfast sex by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005

breakfast sex 

Sex before breakfast. Then she makes you breakfast.

Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?

First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.

breakfast sex by myke66 May 6, 2011

sex breakfast 

The extravagant breakfast you make to when you wake up earlier than your partner the morning after sex. A kind of thank you. The kind where even people that hate cooking will make it with a perky disposition, because they got laid.

"Look at all this food!! You never cook."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."

sex breakfast by phoobar April 9, 2013

Sexual Breakfast 

do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.

i gave a Sexual Breakfast to my wife, the bitch had it coming IMO

Sexual Breakfast by do not tell them to leave the February 3, 2024