Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

Breakfast Roll by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

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Osoyoos breakfast roll

(oh-SOY-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.

Dan drank a little too much and left the maids an Osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn

Osoyoos breakfast roll by noah v July 6, 2007

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Rock n' Roll Breakfast

A Rock n' Roll Breakfast is when beer is substituted for milk in preparation of a bowl of cereal. Simply, Instead of pouring milk into your bowl of cereal, pour beer. Instead of having a glass of milk with your cereal, have a nice glass of beer.

This concept was invented by Captain Mike Mitchell of the North Attleboro Soccer Team, mid 2007, North Attleboro, Massachusetts.

Mike MItchell would like some more Rock n' Roll Breakfasts in the future.

Rock n' Roll Breakfast by turnuptheac August 9, 2007

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rock'n'roll breakfast

Coffee, Fernet Branca and a cigarette.

Lemmy wants his rock'n'roll breakfast

rock'n'roll breakfast by rockphotog April 1, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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