breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

breakfast mom by maxkappe October 2, 2014

Breakfast-Moment 

A so called breakfast-moment is something very rare, that may or may not happen between two individuals.
Its often referred to moments in wich time doesnt pass with usual speed. There is an Illusion of Slow-Motion.

Person E: Dude me and Person T had a breakfast-moment yesterday.

Person B: Whats that?

Person E: If you ask that, it never happend to you. Sorry for that.

Breakfast-Moment by Ryan Fish. Depp June 25, 2018

Momma's Pancake Breakfast 

The best meal that Cracker Barrel has to offer. If you go to Cracker Barrel and don't order this, then you're missing out. Equally tasty at breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Comes with three large buttermilk pancakes, syrup, a side of bacon or sausage, and a side of eggs cooked just the way you like them.

Person 1: "Boy I sure do love Cracker Barrel. What are you gonna order?"
Person 2: "Isn't it obvious? Momma's Pancake Breakfast."

Momma's Pancake Breakfast by gatorchamp1 January 17, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016