"Hey nick, wanna drink tonight?"
"nah man, I'm straighedge"
"thats
pretty gay, have some vodka and stop sucking dick in the circle pits"
"ok, I'll stop being so lame and drink a little, plus theres this
wicked hot slut that offered to have butt sex with me beneath the staircase at school"
"
thats what I'm talking about, now you're a breakedge kid!"