I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.
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My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!
Calc n break the bed is an intense version of calc n chill. Fairly self explanatory; calc n chill becomes so intense that you and your math daddy break the bed.
Last night me and my math daddy calc n chilled so hard that five of the springscame out of my bed. I guess that's why they call it calc n break the bed.