brbzone

A form of ghosting somebody where the ghoster says they will return to the inbox, only to never return. Unlike seenzoning - where the rationale is to immediately convey lack of interest - brbzoning is meant to soften the blow by making the person being ignored themselves lose interest. They do not necessarily have to say "brb" for it to be brbzoning.

Girl: "Gimme a minute, I gotta have dinner"
5 months pass
Boy: "You still having dinner?"
Girl: "Fuck off creep, can't you see I brbzoned you?"

by GoneIn50Seconds April 4, 2021

Brozone

When a girl friendzones but uses the trick of calling not just a best friend but a brother. This is much more meaner , as friends have chances of getting out after a break up or so, but brothers .. nah. You are in there for life.

Guy1: I am in love with you

Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)

Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.

Context: India

by Vegabond X August 24, 2017

brozone layer

atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.

Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.

by lordeChae December 13, 2014

Brozone

A bro's personal space (your bubble)

Hey brah, gtfo my Brozone, you're cramping my style.

by Brobiwankanobi April 9, 2009

Brozone Lair

A room, restaurant, cave, bar or other establishment for bros to hang out. Some brozone lairs may be equipped with high tech equipment such as flat screen tvs or gaming systems. While others are simply places of refuge from women or the stresses of daily life, such as a cave.

Work sure was tough today, you wanna grab a beer and hang in the brozone lair?

That wife of yours is a real curmudgeon we should hide out in the brozone lair.

by FakeNameForMe August 17, 2009

brozoned

to be essentially "friend-zoned" except this is exclusively from a man, usually a bro.

jessica: "hey did you get with michael the other night"
rene:" no, i think he totally brozoned me"

by idontlikethefriendzone March 31, 2011

Brozoned

Brozoned is when a female calls you as his younger brother or like his younger brother he’s never had, far worse than a friend zone

Julie “ Sumit I love you!”
Sumit “ That’s a lie”
Julie “ yes I do, you are like my little brother and I love you”

Brozoned - being someone’s little brother

by Hodken Quevondo October 30, 2017