When a group of girls are chatting online and they share a picture and/or are talking about some random hot guy...And they can no longer control their loins and feel the need to Masturbate. Instead of the usual BRB... You say brb2mins2 secs...Then all of your friends will know you have gone off to rub one out....This can happen Many times per day.
Amy: I saw df today
Kat: Oh yea?
Amy: Yea he looked so good in his new pic, I can't control myself..BRB2MINS2SECS
Kat: Well, shit I'll BRB2MINS2SECS TOO!!!
AKA Sir Donald George Bradman, AC, born (1908-2001)was an Australian cricketer, widely acknowledged as the greatest Test batsman of all time. Bradman's career Test batting average of 99.94 is often cited as the greatest achievement by any sportsman in any major sport.
To pick up a girl who is way too good for you.
Origins: Famous cricketer called Donald Bradman who continously amazed crowds by batting way above his average.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*