braxden

a really nice guy with beautiful eyes and he never gives up on the girl he loves

I want a nice guy with beautiful eyes 🤤
Then you should get a braxden

by You broke ass bbg February 2, 2018

BraydenGWB

A famous YouTuber with over 1,000 subs. He aspires to be the next Filthy Frank and could be the next filthy frank due to his rap career on the ZiggyZ account. He's upset sans and peter griffin and many other funny enemies. He has a wife named Logan and says the N-word to his aboriginal mum. He has a real wheezing problem, like he has cancer or something, what the fuck is wrong with his wheeze? (he mentions he likes big PP). He also hates weebs and is overweight.

Guy 1: Hey want to watch some BraydenGWB

Jake: OOoOo yeah love me some BraydenGWB

Guy 1: OO I WANT TO SEE THE ZIGGY X ZED FAN FIC

Guy 2: (What are you guys talking about?) 何の話をしているの

Brayden: WEEB

Guy 1: WEEB

Jake: WEEEEB ANIME GUY EW

Guy 2: NANI

Logan: DUMB WEEB, WITH THEIR STUPID MEMES

Brayden: Dumb weeb. Microwave

Jake: WOAH IS THAT THE REAL BRAYDENGWB!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! SEX

Brayden: No

by Wemmbu June 2, 2020

the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Braden drink

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.

I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.

by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

Braeden Lemasters

Daddy. Stared in A Christmas Story 2 as Ralphie and Kellen in Cabinet of Souls. Also is the lead guitarist in a band Wallows on the side.

Braeden Lemasters is a God

by Modern Mod September 9, 2019

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.

Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

Braeden

This is the type of guy that is extremely guarded. He shuts himself off from people and builds emotional walls almost as a coping mechanism. If you're lucky enough to find a braeden and keep him, he's gonna be someone you never wanna lose. He's very funny and good at making almost anyone laugh. In fact, entertaining people is something he really enjoys. He's caring, hilarious, and very handsome but it's rare that he'd admit those things. Being PC isn't exactly his strong suit but he tries his best when it means something to the people he's close to. When it's something he enjoys, he becomes very driven. If he knows how to help, he'll try anyway he can and will make time for you, even if that means him losing sleep. Braeden maybe a stubborn, closed off loon but he's one of the best people you'll have the privilege of knowing.

Dude, you're such a Braeden!

by Alezeom August 23, 2019