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actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.

continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'
"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"

"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"
Brendoned by brindlecunny August 14, 2019
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Brendon Urie

The only man on earth who can make thousands of people say "WHORE" in perfect synchronization.
Brendon Urie: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
Thousands of fangirls and fanboys: "WHORE!!!"
Brendon Urie: "YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!"

Brendon urie

The lead singer of Panic! At The Disco with a fantastic vocal range and no original band members remaining. He is Satan with the voice of God himself.
Brendon Urie was great at the concert last night!
Brendon urie by Frnkqueero September 30, 2016

Brendon Urie's forehead 

The forehead of lead singer and only actual member of Panic! at the Disco.

It's the largest thing in all of the galaxies. Literally looks like a satellite dish. You could land a plane on it. Smooth and shiny. It's abnormally large but without it he'd look fuckin' weird.
panic! at the disco fan 1: yo brendon urie's forehead is bigger than an elephant's ass

panic! fan 2: stfu. beebo is beautiful with his forehead

panic! fan 3: yeah well they finally found something to fill it. SICK ASS HORNS FOR EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES VIDEO!!!!

Brendon Urie

A CELEBRITY;
An attractive lead singer of the band 'Panic At The Disco'
He is known for his talents in playing musical instruments and singing.
He can play the piano forte brilliantly.
Also famous for his large lips and butt.
girl: Brendon Urie is so talented!
boy: wish i could be like him!
Brendon Urie by Sama_Panic January 3, 2009

Brendon Urie

Hottest guy on the planet! Frontman/lead vocalist for Panic At The Disco
I wish Brendon Urie was my bae
Brendon Urie by panicatthefalloutboy November 22, 2015

brendon urie

lead singer of panic at the disco, while also being a fucking sex god. (my body is ready)
friend 1: hey have you heard of this band, panic at the disco?
friend 2: omfg what do you mean have i heard of them they're perf and amazing and brendon urie is sexy and jshfkjhf asdfghjkl; hfjwh
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