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brandon novak 

Former pro-skater, signed by Tony Hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. Is now clean, and living in Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Claims to make "fast company" with numerous girls each night and tells about it on Radio Bam. Super fly, but super horny.

Friend of Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Raab Himself, Tim Glomb, Bucky Lasek, Rake Yohn, etc.

Plays "Dooley" on Bam's movie Haggard, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam.

Also known as: Dream Seller, Dead Beat Dad (Knocked girl up on one night stand), DBD, Nudie Novak (Doesn't think twice about getting naked in public), Life Partner (to Bam), Heroin Novak.
Bam: *Pushes Novak into river*
Brandon: "This water is dirtier than the girl I hooked up with last night!"

Brandon: "Hey Bam, how do you spell Novak?"

Dooley: "Watch your mouth sweetheart."
brandon novak by jdogg01 September 2, 2005
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brandon novak 

Bam's horny friend from sirius radio. He was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. He is sexy, but has many STD's.
brandon novak by amy April 20, 2005
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026