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Brandishing

Harmless but still a crime. Ask that one couple. Is it wrong? Who cares.
Hym "You know, my idiot mother created a weapon, one of her employees stole it from our house, and brought it to where I worked to wield it against me. It took a lot of work to get the invisible gun into your hands and here you stand, brandishing it against me. The depressed little boy using the invisible gun he was given to impose his ethic on me, regardless of the consequences. That's the problem with you political types. Left. Right. All you want is to hold the gun. To be behind it rather than in front of it. It's funny though. I can't help but laugh. You're the most elite person in this place and you're pissing on someone who can't even move. You also refuse to frame the situation properly."
Brandishing by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

brandishing

Why are you Brandishing knives
brandishing by Yo what's up dude August 28, 2017

Bible Brandishing 

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.
Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.
Bible Brandishing by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022

Brandishin iron 

To wave your gun.
Often referenced in hip-hip:

So Ghetto

Jigga Man aka - Jay Z & Dj Premo

I put your crew in hard bottoms
The priest is like, "God's got him"
"He never did nuttin to nobody but them boys shot him"
Brandishin iron, outlandish buyin

The Demigodz

Apathy & Celph Titled

Apathy - Verse 3:

I jump in the arena and stand up to the lions

Expand like a DNA strand in man science

Former old scrolls, to gold on Spanish islands

Pirate of the Caribbean brandishin iron
Brandishin iron by Stampitch December 8, 2010

Brandering 

A pun off of the words “brand” and “pandering”. When a brand with a social media account pretends to be a real person in an attempt to pander to a certain fandom in the hopes that they support said brand by, for example, buying their products.
random food brand: “omg we love harry styles so much we stan!”

an obsessed stan: “im gonna buy (insert brand name food product here) now just cause they pretend to like harry styles!”

a regular person: “silence, brand. stop brandering.”
Brandering by sendme_2themoon December 30, 2020

Russel Brandishing

holding forth pseudo-politically
Your propensity for verbosity cannot conceivably dissimulate your shallow Russel Brandishing, Dick.