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Brandishing

Harmless but still a crime. Ask that one couple. Is it wrong? Who cares.
Hym "You know, my idiot mother created a weapon, one of her employees stole it from our house, and brought it to where I worked to wield it against me. It took a lot of work to get the invisible gun into your hands and here you stand, brandishing it against me. The depressed little boy using the invisible gun he was given to impose his ethic on me, regardless of the consequences. That's the problem with you political types. Left. Right. All you want is to hold the gun. To be behind it rather than in front of it. It's funny though. I can't help but laugh. You're the most elite person in this place and you're pissing on someone who can't even move. You also refuse to frame the situation properly."
Brandishing by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
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brandishing

Why are you Brandishing knives
brandishing by Yo what's up dude August 28, 2017

Bible Brandishing 

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.
Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.
Bible Brandishing by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022

Russel Brandishing

holding forth pseudo-politically
Your propensity for verbosity cannot conceivably dissimulate your shallow Russel Brandishing, Dick.

Thot banishing day 

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"
" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"

Dirty Banishing 

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes
No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself
Dirty Banishing by Bazillus November 22, 2022

Banishing The White Demons 

A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off
Billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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