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A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!
Braphog by qweqweqweddddd April 14, 2018
A small little village in between the inbred town of otley, and the big city of leeds, it is said to be posh, or stuck up, by the chavs and mentalists of otley.
Bramhope has big, expensive houses
Bramhope by Sam Bartle July 19, 2011

Doyle Bramhall II

A mainly blues guitarist from Texas that had an unsuccessful solo career but gained his popularity among guitarists through touring with Roger Waters and Eric Clapton.

His main guitars are a Fender Stratocaster, a Gibson Les Paul Junior, and a Gibson Flying V.
He plays left-handed while setting the strings as it were on a right-handed guitar. He is extremely versitile, as he is capable of playing slide guitar.

His performance at the Budokan in 2/25/09 on the Eric Clapton tour was especially badass.
Doyle Bramhall II can play a right-handed guitar left-handed.

I wish I was Doyle Bramhall II.

Doyle Bramhall II currently tours besides Eric Clapton and has been doing it for a couple of years.

Doyle Bramhall II is equally amazing as Derek Trucks.
Doyle Bramhall II by radomu February 28, 2009

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.
Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.
Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"
Brampton Broomstick by Habsley November 18, 2019
Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).
Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."
blamph by Notkricken... September 12, 2012
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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