brain slow
someone who cannot comprehend what is going on around them at that moment, but instead takes them a while to fully understand what actually happened.
brain slow by MhsStudTim July 2, 2008
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus
Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
brainflower
brain·flow·er
/brān ,ˈflou(ə)r/
noun
woven together to create dreams; a unique quality or skill-set that is possessed by a human being, often shared enthusiastically with the world for the purpose of stimulating imagination and creativity through a process known as watering the brainflower's.
Lack of "water" in today's age has lead to the vast majority of brainflower's being relatively small and hard to detect. Only the individual who is the essence of the brainflower can identify it, water it, and make it grow. Awareness is water, and it's spreading like wildfire.
Discovered, January 2017 in Denver, CO ~ by a community known as Dreamweavers~MMIC.
Over 7.4 billion were in existence at the time of the exciting discovery.
/brān ,ˈflou(ə)r/
noun
woven together to create dreams; a unique quality or skill-set that is possessed by a human being, often shared enthusiastically with the world for the purpose of stimulating imagination and creativity through a process known as watering the brainflower's.
Lack of "water" in today's age has lead to the vast majority of brainflower's being relatively small and hard to detect. Only the individual who is the essence of the brainflower can identify it, water it, and make it grow. Awareness is water, and it's spreading like wildfire.
Discovered, January 2017 in Denver, CO ~ by a community known as Dreamweavers~MMIC.
Over 7.4 billion were in existence at the time of the exciting discovery.
"Hey Tim, thanks for taking some time to calm me down and talk sense into me. I feel clear, and ready to take action with a sense of confidence, knowing that I am making the right decision." ~ Kevin
"Anytime Kevin, I am naturally patient and a good listener, so I do this with everyone I meet -It is my brainflower and I am happy you enjoy it" ~ Tim
"Wow, that is really cool - I am naturally good with numbers and financial planning. Moving forward, I will enthusiastically share this skill-set for the purpose of improving the lives of others, it is free and easy to do so when others are sharing in return, thank you for helping me water my brainflower, Tim!" ~ Kevin
"Anytime Kevin, I am naturally patient and a good listener, so I do this with everyone I meet -It is my brainflower and I am happy you enjoy it" ~ Tim
"Wow, that is really cool - I am naturally good with numbers and financial planning. Moving forward, I will enthusiastically share this skill-set for the purpose of improving the lives of others, it is free and easy to do so when others are sharing in return, thank you for helping me water my brainflower, Tim!" ~ Kevin
brainflower by dreamweavers~MMIC February 17, 2017
brainsloth
brainsloth by Anonymous July 20, 2003
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