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brain is in sideways 

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love
"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

Brain-is-on-fire 

1. When a person"s worldly problems involving time or money, not to be confused with emotional/spiritual issues, reach a point where the brain can no longer function without intense consternation and worry.
1. "I am not making enough money, and I am going to run out soon, my brain-is-on-fire."

2. "Ernest can't be reached right now, he is having business troubles, his brain-is-on-fire."

3. "We need to have this finished by week's end, however, it will take much longer, our brains-are-on-fire."
Brain-is-on-fire by View Man March 8, 2012

Brain Is Fried 

Brain is fried is a fantasy rugby league competition that was created and run by a man called yurek hunt.

it has comprised of 8 teams but has expanded to 10 for the 2013 season.

the 8 inaugural teams are: the disney rats, the footrots dogs, the hills stallions, the matel giants, the muppetts toads, the sesame st eagles, the st.nick saints and the warner bros cats. the 2 new teams are the primus funksters and the rebellion porn stars.

the competition started in 2005 and the premiers of the seasons up until now (2012) were 05: footrots 06: disney 07: hills 08: st.nick 09: st.nick 10: hills 11: warner bros 12: warner bros.

st.nick and sesame street have been runners up on 2 occasions. matel, footrots, hills and warner bros runners up 1 time each. the muppetts are the only side thus far to not play in a grand final.

game results and all other statistics of the game are decided by dice rolling so there is no favourtism and all winners/losers are decided purely by chance. this makes it perhaps the most unpredictable competition in the world.

the reason why the premiership is called the brain is fried league is because one of yurek hunts good friends blackie shags believes yureks brain is fried from substance abuse in south america
yurek: hey blackie shags, whos gunna win the brain is fried in 2013?

blackie shags: muppetts
Brain Is Fried by Imic Hunt December 9, 2012

The brain is connected to the heart 

Any mental damage can affect a person physically
Any mental damage can affect a person physically
You know that person who jumped off a building because she got insulted? Yeah, the brain is connected to the heart anyway.

Math class big brain that is small 

When you do your work in your head but you have to show your work and you don't know how to do that because you have been doing work in your head so much you don't even need to visualize it
*Sigh* Math class big brain that is small

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now 

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"
Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!