This kid called Braiden (or EoPBraiden) is a sexy ass mother fucker.
Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!
A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*
Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?
She/He is usually very sexy and always gets the boys. She/he is very polite, kind, caring, extremely hot and very responsible. When Braidyn is around everyone is happy, Braidyn has the best smile and makes everyone's day perfect. She/He is a great hugger and if you ever want a hug from someone ask Braidyn because her/his hugs are delightful ;). The one bad thing about Braidyn is that she/he usually loves one person and one person only so if you are hoping she/he is going to love you the person she/he started with is the person she/he wants. So sorry if you were too late to catch Braidyns eye.
Braiden is one of the most funniest guys u will meet. A Braiden is really nice and funny. But he is very strong and independent as well. Don't let him find out you are picking on someone or you are going to end up dead. Braiden is very athletic and outgoing. No matter what he will always make you laugh. So Braiden is one heck of a guy!!!!
Person 1:Wow Braiden you are an awesome soccer player!
Person 1 : so how does Braiden Wood get a girl's attention and asks her out ?
Person 2 : Oh , he goes like "hey,wanna see a magic trick?" then he offers her a juice box , tells her his favorite animal and politely asks her to go Chipotle