bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016

bowlingballish

the feeling one has when one is tripping on DXM (Dextromethorphan cough suppressent). see also: robotrippin

after downing a glass of robotussin and sprite i was feeling a little bowlingballish.

by bsffreak May 20, 2008

rusty bowlingball

a sexual act in which a man/woman eats out a girls ass while shoving his or her entire hand into the girls vagina

blackass wants sexmachine to give her a rusty bowlingball .,

by Z4cky fr!ction March 4, 2009

Bowlingballing

When the middle finger and/or other fingers are inserted into the vagina and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris. Requires impressive dexterity, and if mastered leaves the other arm free to stimulate other body areas.

"I finally figured out how to bowlingball, so now I can finger a chick, and rub her tits!"

"Dude, my fingers are locking up from bowlingballing for so long!"

"Mike, you can't move your thumb fast enough to bowlingball me, just use your other hand."

by Pirate JJ March 30, 2009

bowlingball grip

when you take your middle and ring finger and place in the vagina and then place your thumb in the rectum

dude i gave her the bowlingball grip, two in the pink one in the stink

by fatboy one April 24, 2006

bowlingballish

The overweight guy at work that tries to look for a new look and suddenly shows up to work one day with a shaved head. His extra weight and double chin helps to round out his entire head making it seem 'bowlingballish' in shape.

Wow, did you see Sean today? He shaved his head! It makes him look rather distinguished and bowlingballish!

by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009

Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.

Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025